"This is what happens when someone writes with their dick."
— shittywebcomics, on the subject of Las Lindas, summing it up for all the plebians
Las Lindas: The Deplorable Market.
Las Lindas is probably one of the better reasons as to why we don’t go reviewing comics willy-nilly, just because they suck.
Okay yeah, I get it, the characters are lame, or the art is wonky, or the stories are contrived, or whatever. But honestly, when I see Las Lindas, I see every single other comic on the katbox site. I see every furry comic. I see every anime. I can no longer effectively distinguish between them.
It is yet another comic about a house that is full of women, and drama.
I suppose first of all I should say that this comic is unnaturally chatty. Characters talk to themselves, constantly, out-loud for pages and pages at a time. No feeling can ever be hidden, save for the occasional soap opera-styled squinting look of distrust. No element of the story or character relations can ever simply be demonstrated. There needs to be a menstrual cascade of words, firing forth to coat the walls and ceiling in stinking dirty-bad dialogue.
Each sentence is more meaningless than the last. The mass of words condenses in the reader’s mind to form a singularity that is so strong, even intelligence can’t escape. Then you become a dumb idiot.
This is what happens when someone writes with their dick. To call Las Lindas a story is an insult to everyone who ever wrote a story. Furries are generally such sexually damaged people, that they can’t see any world past the one their reproductive interest sees, and hence LL is rather successful because we as a people are marginal hormonal beasts.
Chalo obviously knows how to draw to an unimpressive generic extent, even anatomically-unstable warped anime shit qualifies as drawing. However, regardless of the finer faults, I’d say he well has the capability to draw his development, not just tell it. But he’s not going to. If every panel isn’t tits or ass he’s not doing his job, and he has no time to waste on actual creative illustration. Money-grubbing oversexualized anime melodrama for retards will always be all the rage.
When I really think about it, almost every word in this comic is completely unnecessary. To demonstrate this, I found one of the less word-heavy pages:
Now what about one of the wordier pages?
Oh, and even if that is an older comic, it doesn’t really get much better down the road. There are many instances where characters just break out into backstory song for pages and pages without any provocation whatsoever.
Anyway, it must be pretty lousy to never realize that even your best attempts at being creative are heavily derivative and horribly bland. If that were me, I’d want to hang myself. I could never stand being so worthless and replaceable. I’d just want to hang myself so bad. I couldn’t hang myself fast enough.
Anyway, I hope you don’t hang yourself, LL team!
LET’S FINALLY GET AROUND TO LAS LINDAS
http://laslindas.katbox.net/archive/changes/
The quiet thoughtful drama between two girlcows who have tits bigger than their heads.
SOMETHING ABOUT LAS LINDAS
I’ve wanted to make a post about Las Lindas, but I can’t actually read a whole strip of it before my eyes just start to dim and I fall asleep.
Yeah it’s got girls with big fat tits and bright shiny colors, but writing is the most important thing, and this comic just doesn’t cut it.
