“You killed off real cartoonists so you could…-pretend- to be one!?”
“Oh I’m real. Real enough to defeat you! And I did it without your so-called special gifts, your ability to handle criticism and improve. I’ll give them webcomics and cartoons. I’ll give them the most spectacular webcomics and cartoons the world has ever seen! And when I’m old and I’ve had my fun, I’ll sell my horrible advice, stagnant art skills and overall shitty attitude so that everyone can be webcomickers! Everyone can be cartoonists! And when everyone is a webcomicker and cartoonist, heheh…”
“No one will be.”
