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I can take or leave midriffs.  I like full body outfits like leotards where only the legs show. I’m a leg man.

For some reason, I like it better when a chick has a sexy outfit on as opposed to fully naked. I can appreciate nudity, but when there something slightly covering it, there’s still an element of anticipation to it. When she’s nude, well, that’s all there is (mind you this is when just looking at a girl, not actually doing anything with her). I mean, I think that’s the reason why I prefer it

Is that strange? Does anyone have a better explanation.

(No, I’m not gay :P )

se: for me, there is no body part I prefer. I desire the full package. I suppose I usually look at the tits first, because normally a woman would be facing towards me, and they’re closer to eye level.

Mark Hill, #Gamersgate, and Punching Down

rothide asked:

To be fair, Recettear is a pretty fun game if you like the idea of an RPG Item Shop Simulation. Luckily I do.

it sounds like it would either be surprisingly delightful, or the dumbest weeaboo furfaggotry in history.

That Game Phobias website is just a convenient list of awesome games to play. You just need to figure out what games fall under the most of those trigger categories and you know what game to buy next.

all kids want to do is play video games where you have sex with russian prostitutes.

You guys might have ruined women for me, and I can’t tell if that is a good thing or a bad thing.

you are beginning to believe. now let’s go shoot up a sorority together while measuring our hat sizes for a new fedora.

*turn the red pill into the LEAD pill*

but goddamn that video was awesome

every video and everything we post.







From A Series of Unfortunate Events DVD commentary track.

if you haven’t watched this film with the commentary then you are missing out, it’s hilarious. “Lemony Snicket” was completely unhappy with the film and wanted no real part of it and so in the commentary he just fucks about. Seriously, at one point he gets out an accordion and drowns out the director with his playing

"nearly all of my life"

Lemony Snicket sass is what I aspire to in life.

"Lemony Snicket" (Dan Handler) was asked if he liked the movie.

He said “I love the movie as much as someone who wrote 8 drafts of a movie before being fired from his own creation could possibly be.”

The man’s life is sarcasm and it’s beautiful.

This movie is flawless and I need to rewatch the dvd commentary. 

call a black man black, you get charged with “racism.”

call a black man urban, you get charged with “racism.”

and yet liberals believe it’s racists who are preventing the world from becoming “post racial.”




I want a comic book movie with a great female villain


I want a movie with a female hero who doesn’t need to be rescued by her male counterpart


I want a comic book movie where the female hero’s costume isn’t somehow made to be more feminine or sexual


I want a movie where-


I want a comic book movie that gives due recognition to the creators of—


Dredd was a pretty fantastic movie. Excellent birthday present from Karl Urban to me.

it would be nice if women would practice what they preach, tho.









Porky Pig’s speech pattern deconstructed



"And that’s why I have job security"
Well played.

ffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkk man wow this is so great

This was such a fun little segment from “I Know That Voice!”

If you’re even remotely just thinking about becoming a voice actor, I IMPLORE you to watch “I Know That Voice!”, it’s absolutely fantastic, fun, and very educational, not to mention incredibly inspiring.

aww hes so proud of his abilities

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